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Posted by: Owen Phairis (66.215.36.195) on June 29, 2003 at 17:59:55

Location: Southern California

In Reply to: posted by Christian B. on June 29, 2003 at 17:01:04:

: In the elevator, I let one rip. Everyone else aimed at the higher floors of the building gasped for air. I couldn't understand why... after all... my farts don't stink. As a matter of fact... they smell kinda good. Despite my relentless attempts at getting the others on the elevator to agree with me... they insisted that my farts did stink. About half way up the building, a pretty woman standing next to me... squinted her eyes and in effort... and squeezed out a butt burp. Almost instantly, the effects of her passing wind drown out the fragrance of mine. Awwww GOD! The smell was dreadful. I don't know what could have been wrong with her... she seemed to enjoy it. It smelled like someone died up there. I said to her, " What in the hell is WRONG WITH YOU?" She seemed oblivious to it's foul odor. I got off the elevator in a huff.

: I just love parables.

: christian

Thinking about what you said, It might be best for all concerned if you stay out of elevators.

Owen Phairis
Big Bear Lake, California

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: : In the elevator, I let one rip.  Everyone else aimed at the higher floors of the building gasped for air.  I couldn't understand why... after all... my farts don't stink.  As a matter of fact... they smell kinda good.  Despite my relentless attempts at getting the others on the elevator to agree with me... they insisted that my farts did stink.  About half way up the building, a pretty woman standing next to me... squinted her eyes and in effort... and squeezed out a butt burp.  Almost instantly, the effects of her passing wind drown out the fragrance of mine.  Awwww GOD!  The smell was dreadful.  I don't know what could have been wrong with her... she seemed to enjoy it.  It smelled like someone died up there.  I said to her, " What in the hell is WRONG WITH YOU?"  She seemed oblivious to it's foul odor.  I got off the elevator in a huff.

: : I just love parables.

: : christian

: Thinking about what you said, It might be best for all concerned if you stay out of elevators.

: Owen Phairis
: Big Bear Lake, California


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